ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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