Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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