After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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