covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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