uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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