i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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