She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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