You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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