Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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