ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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