i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
wow bdsm is so cute
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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