Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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