no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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