yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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