I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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