brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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