What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
