Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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