It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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