porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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