Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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