She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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