Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
