I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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