Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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