no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
