If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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