if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's always time for handjobs
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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