Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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