Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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