That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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