your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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