Yo dont text me then not text me
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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