I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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