masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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