dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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