I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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