Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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