I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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