I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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