so that wasnt chicken after all
id be glad to
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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