Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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