my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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