lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Of course I have a pirate flag
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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