Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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