She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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