For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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