I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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