if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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