We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize