id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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