i just wanna soil my oats bro
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I could fuck to npr.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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