Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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