Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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